Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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Dogs

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Women's Rights.

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What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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woman's rights

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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Anti Joke

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