- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

thomas!!!!

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

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