"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

I read the terms of service.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

your mom is so fat.

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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