- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Two women were sitting quietly.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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