Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

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what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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Albino African Americans

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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Politics

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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