- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sammi suck kyles chode

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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