If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

Who wants water? I do.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

Women

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Your Mother

feminine literature

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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