There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

A young baby died.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Cancer.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

If i open this door you can go trough it

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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