Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

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Send "What Makes You Beautiful" Ringtone to your CellShowHideSong Notes - Go behind the words! You're insecure, don't know what for You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or Don't need make-up - to cover up Being the way that you are is eno-o-ough Everyone else in the room can see it Everyone else but you Baby you light up my world like nobody else The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed the way you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! If only you saw what I could see you'd understand why I want you so desperatley Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! Read more: ONE DIRECTION - WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL LYRICS http://www.metrolyrics.com/what-makes-you-beautiful-lyrics-one-direction.html#ixzz1sJdk3KHD Copied from MetroLyrics.com

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Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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where is the world?

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What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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sharks

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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Derp

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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