How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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This is not funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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everybody loves raymond

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The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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