- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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