- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

look under under where under under where. under the couch

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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