- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

scientology.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

Your future.

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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