- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Miscarriages.

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

whats black and strange a paki

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

Yo mama is so fat she died

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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