- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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