anti jokes are gay...your all gay

What's 9+10? 19

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

France had one revolution

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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