- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

Knock knock

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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