- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

YOLO You only like Oreos

-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

What's the difference between a duck?

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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