What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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White men's rights

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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a. why? b. because

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

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whats funnier than 24? 25

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What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

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Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

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What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

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Albino African Americans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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