- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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