- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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