- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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