- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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