What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

You have friends

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

That's illegal What? Your mom

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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