Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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I'm hungry.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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Your mom

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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