Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

No, Trinidad.

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

That is so fetch

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Cleveland winning something

360 NO SCOPE

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

c-? men, C-men

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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