- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

for keeps?

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

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