how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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CAS

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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Anti Joke

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