Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

What does water smell like? water.

like this if you think what ever you want to..

save me from the nothing ive become

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Women's professional sports

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

do you wanna hear a joke school

One time at band camp.............that's it........

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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