- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Katy Perry

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

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