There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

A black man has a job.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

Trump will make America great again.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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