- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

What did david give back? Nothing.

How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

masturbating on a tarc bus

there once was a black man who played basketball

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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