what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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Anyone can post anything.

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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Where are you going Your house

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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Take wrong turns

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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