Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

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why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

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What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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stuarts mum

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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It says so on your cap.

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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Anti Joke

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