Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Shea's sty....

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

Christianity.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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