Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

thumb_up thumb_down +36

im at school

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

thumb_up thumb_down +34

What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

thumb_up thumb_down +32

What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

thumb_up thumb_down +32

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

whats your budget like? a budget.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

thumb_up thumb_down +28

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

thumb_up thumb_down +28

TRICERATOPS!

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops