- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

What did the man say to his doctor?

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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