Seriously, all your new jokes are shit. They are either repeats of stuff previously on the site or they are just so unfunny you'd struggle to get a sympathy laugh from your mother. Please actually take the time to think of something worth submitting or do not submit at all. We know people with no arms can't knock on doors enough now, and many things are better than the holocaust. Do something new!

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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women's rights

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Mahmy

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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