- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

You're a frog

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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