Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

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what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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Like this joke, bitch.

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roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

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Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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