- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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