How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Women's Rights

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

Chuck Norris Dies.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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