- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

Knock, Knock Who's There

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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