What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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