- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

The Morman Religion.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

If you were a cactus, why?

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Wanna here a good joke?

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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