What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

White men's rights

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

John Cena for president

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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