Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

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Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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a black guy hates chicken.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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