- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

have safe sex

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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