A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

You and your parents are going to die today

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

Cancer.

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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