What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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