- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

A blonde woman with her son are in walmart , as they approach the food and beverage section , they see a mexican man looking at the eggs. The man asks for help from the blonde woman about egg quality. She says ABD Eggs are the best so the mexican guy chooses that. Upon leaving the little boy points to the mexicans guys hat and shouts "ALIENS !" the mother gets really embarassed and shouts at her son for his behaviour and says it is not right. The mum gets relieved that she say that the mexican guy could not hear since he was listening to music. Upon the way out the mum spots a purplish liquid dripping out of the mexican guys hair. She asks him and he replies "Its the hair gel". The blonde and son nods and continues on their lives. - AK

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.