How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your mom is so nice.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Sam Hengal.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

If you were a pie I'd eat you

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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