- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Tic tac toe. I never met my father

Joesph Triphook.

A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

a man is running away

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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