How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

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How do you end a sentence

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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Faithful men.

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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