What's an Anti Joke?

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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What? Yes.

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

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If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

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I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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