Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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VaginaBoob ^.^

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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Fox News

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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