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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

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How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

Your wife died during the delivery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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