- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

I dont have a girlfriend

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

Whats two plus two? Miles

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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