- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Nickleback.

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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