Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

I <3 Hitler

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

Penis.

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

Life

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

I'm Andrew Schmitt

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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