What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

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Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

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a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

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what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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lipstick pig

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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Anti Joke

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