Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Womans baksetball...

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Joke

Actually it was me Josh brown

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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