2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

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two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

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how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

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Jayden Eccles

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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ecks! why zee?

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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squash squash who squash my ass

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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poop

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Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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