What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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