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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

why did the man die? he had cancer

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

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