- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

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