- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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