What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

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Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

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Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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