What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

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QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

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"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "The police." "'The police', who?" "Sir, come out of your domicile with your hands up and no weapons present. You've just gone to an orphanage and massacred almost every nun who's worked there for almost five years. Not only that, but your son has also contracted AIDS from his previously lesbian girlfriend whom she has lost her mother too in the orphanage accident you've just caused."

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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