- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

womens rights

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

Robin, get in the batmobile

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

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