orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Dusters blow stuff.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

why are balck people black because they are

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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