Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

Sex education in Texas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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