What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

Robin get in the batmobile!

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

What do you call your mom? Mom

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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